Question:

Kinja'd!!! "Euro Dan" (eurodan)
03/04/2014 at 16:58 • Filed to: None

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Would rather not be able to taste cookies for the rest of your life or not able to taste pizza?


DISCUSSION (49)


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 16:59

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Cookies. I love pizza.


Kinja'd!!! dreyus > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 16:59

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what about pizzokies?


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:00

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Damn you.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:00

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Cookies.

Pizza is really fucking good.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:00

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I'd rather not be able to taste cookies.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:00

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I'll take a pass on cookies. I've never had much of a sweet tooth, preferring savory flavors instead.


Kinja'd!!! Chase > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:01

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You're mean. Still, cookies. Pizza is awesome, I can get my sugar in other places


Kinja'd!!! dreyus > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:01

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what about pizzokies?

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Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:02

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Cookies. I haven't had them in months.

Pizza is a weekly thing in our family.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:02

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Cookies! Sorry EL_ULY.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:02

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Looks like nearly everyone so far shares my sentiment. I can do without cookies; sweets aren't a thing for me anyway


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:02

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Pass on cookies.


Kinja'd!!! Not a Sunburst Miata > dreyus
03/04/2014 at 17:03

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You are my new favorite Opponaut. I live for Pizookies.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:03

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cookies


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:04

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Erm, that's kinda random but if I had to choose: I'd forsake cookies.


Kinja'd!!! Euro Dan > dreyus
03/04/2014 at 17:04

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haha good one


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:04

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Either way I win.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:12

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I love them both, but I'll keep my pizza tastebuds.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:14

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TRICK QUESTION!

1) Give up cookies in USA for pizza

2) Move to England to have "biscuits" and pizza forever

3) Profit!


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:22

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when i broke my skull i couldn't taste eggs at all for 6 months. and even the slightest sweetener was so sweet it made me sick. so now, i don't eat sweets...so cookies.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > $kaycog
03/04/2014 at 17:25

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:27

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This is like asking me if I had two children which would I kill


Kinja'd!!! dreyus > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:29

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oops, double post, see other response with pic, thanks


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CRider
03/04/2014 at 17:33

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That's awesome! I love it!!


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > Party-vi
03/04/2014 at 17:40

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They have shitty pizza in england.


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 17:44

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Fuck cookies, never liked them anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 18:06

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Cookies for sure. There are so many possible replacements for them. pizza is pizza


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Euro Dan
03/04/2014 at 18:19

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I bake for a living and I love homemade pizza with french fries topping. I'd rather not lose the ability to taste them! * bites on a cyanide capsule, dies *


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > $kaycog
03/04/2014 at 18:21

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Homemade cookies or chemically produced "cookies" from a supermarket?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/04/2014 at 18:31

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I don't have much of a sweet tooth, and I do like homemade cookies, but would take pizza over them.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover
03/04/2014 at 18:41

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You'd rather lose the ability to taste cookies? YOU ARE NOW BANNED FROM MY BAKERY! * slaps across Helmut's face repeatedly *


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > $kaycog
03/04/2014 at 18:44

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Very well then. Homemade pizza or cardboard pizza from a chain restaurant?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/04/2014 at 19:24

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Papa Murphy's thin crust chicken, bacon, artichoke Delite with a garlic white sauce. The store makes it, and I bake it.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > $kaycog
03/04/2014 at 19:33

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I suggest you try making that pizza yourself. You'll be surprised how different it is compared to the store-made pizza.


Kinja'd!!! D > CRider
03/04/2014 at 20:06

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Checkmate


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/04/2014 at 20:06

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I'm sure there's quite a difference.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/04/2014 at 22:10

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I can taste cake....it's almost the same. runs to his room and locks the door


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > $kaycog
03/05/2014 at 15:49

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Ja , a difference that you can make and control. That's what's so great about making everything at home.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover
03/05/2014 at 15:52

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*uses Elder Wand to blast the entire wall separating Helmut's bedroom from the hallway*

Real cakes and biscuits ("cookies") do NOT taste the same!


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/05/2014 at 15:57

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Yeah they do! Runs and runs and runs non stop


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover
03/05/2014 at 17:38

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*Helmut trips over a foot only to discover it was…*

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HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED HAS RETURNED!


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/05/2014 at 18:40

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YO DAD I REGRET WHAT I SAID!!! FORGET PIZZAS!!! COOKIESS ARE BETTER!!! COOKIES ARE BETTER cries like a desperate big baby LOOOOKKK I'M EATING A COOKIEE. HUM HUM IT'S GOOD sobbing LOOOK A CAKE!! IT'S NOT THE SAME DAD YOU'RE RIGHT!!! sobbing even more MAKE HIM DISEAPPEAR DAD!! PLEASE!!!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover
03/05/2014 at 19:03

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* Alfalfa smirks * "I have 37 Horcruxes. I simply can't just disappear. You can throw me into the dark blaniket of Chaos, but I'll always find a way to return back to Earth!"

* Hit Girl enters dramatically * "That loser keeps resurrecting. Step aside, I'll take care of this!"

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Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/05/2014 at 19:11

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Go hit girl!!! I got another shot of adrenalin if you need it!!! (I watched Kickass 2 a few days ago because of you, I enjoyed every seconds of hit girl....nvm dammit she's not 18 yet!!)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover
03/05/2014 at 19:36

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I suggest you watch the first Kick Arse. My husband and I like it more than the sequel. Helmut, you're still a kid, remember?


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/05/2014 at 19:41

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I did! I loved both. I saw the first kick ass in theater!
I aint no kid no more dad! Gangster walking away


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover
03/06/2014 at 14:40

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Hah, the sequel would've been better if they left the "daddy issues" out. We hate movies with "daddy issues".

Yes, yes, you are! Hit Girl is crazy about you!


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
03/06/2014 at 15:07

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That, I don't mind but I'm no kid! You need to let go!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover
03/06/2014 at 18:08

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No, Helmut, you're trapped like those people stuck in a mirror floating in the Phantom Zone! I own the Phantom Zone, so I own you. * puts Helmut on a leash *